The Story of An Hour

1 two/to/too

-(number) you already used a wish, now you have two
-(preposition) I need to go to the church
-(adverb) there are too many cats in my mind

2 waist/waste

-(noun) literally a wasp waist in a girl is not sexy... it is gross :v
-(noun) coprofagia is when people eat their wastes or someone else wastes... yomi!

3 trouble/travel

-(noun) he had troubles trying to pee while he was dancing break-dance
-(verb) he is traveling around the universe trying to find his life expectancies

4 brake/break

-(noun) when i hit the brake of my bicycle is because i want to stop
-(verb) i break a leg trying to find life meaning

5 this/these

-(adjective/pronoun) i like this kind of cucumbers because they are thick
-(adjective/pronoun) i like these kind of carrots because they are juicy

6 thing/think

-(noun) the thing that fell-off of my hand was a finger, nothing to worry about :D
-(verb) i think that instead of committing suicide you should take out the garbage and adopt a cat

7 knew/new

-(verb) i knew the answer of the pregnancy test! i will have a potatoe! :D
-(adjective) do you saw the new new? it is new!

8 know/now

-(verb) i knew i know! do you know that?, i know it!
-(adverb) because of you! now i have to clean the disaster the dead body left and hide it!

9 by/bye

-(preposition) he was murdered by himself
-(interjection) have a great night and i wish you a very poor and insignificant life expectancy, good bye

10 had/hat

-(verb) he had a life until he met she
-(noun) cowboy's hats are awesome and sexy


You can read "The Story of An Hour" written by Kate Chopin in this link:

 americanliterature.com/author/kate-chopin/short-story/the-story-of-an-hour

The McWilliams’s and the Burglar Alarm

You can read "The McWilliams’s and the Burglar Alarm" written by Mark Twain in this link:

americanliterature.com/author/mark-twain/short-story/the-mcwilliamses-and-the-burglar-alarm

i made this poem, i didn't take it serious because i don't like to take things seriously.


A Night Of Cheese Under The Lemon Moon

In my pants there is a riot
a wanto manifastation
a swarm of thoughts
an appalling future.

Your sole face is the protagonist
you... burglar of hearths
feeble crystal sharp shaped
i would flung cheese
while waiving of my under wear
an evanescent came from future
seemingly is a slap in my face.
Damn!

A true story, repeated word for word as I heard it

"She was a cheerful, hearty soul, and it was no more trouble for her to laugh than it is for a bird to sing. She was under fire, now, as usual when the day was done. That is to say, she was being chaffed without mercy, and was enjoying it."

here the video:

 https://youtu.be/hWANSWqQhFk

you can read "A true story, repeated word for word as I heard it" written by Mark Twain in next link:  http://americanliterature.com/author/mark-twain/short-story/a-true-story-repeated-word-for-word-as-i-heard-it